The Lamppost Island Dispatch

Ehr - roight then, Oi oughtta introduce meself. Name's Flicker, an' me specialty is buildin' little contraptions an' whatnot f'r all th' other Critters. Me territ'ry is named th' Crimson Canyon - er maybe Cavern, tho' it's sorta both - an' it's a hot place full o' magma an' molten metal an' whatnot. Ehr - roight, y' prob'ly knew oll that. But 't least Oi'm in me proper shape here, as y' can see - squarish, wi' big arms an' small legs. May not be in color loike that older one, but Oi look roight, an' tha's whot matters. Still jus' th' one usable arm, but that's nowt gonna slow me down one bit. Oi'm ready an' willin' t' make anythin' y' need. Ehr - roight after this nap. An' supper... an' me post-dinner nap...